Brother's Most Intelligent meeting :March 17,2003

More Brother's Brilliant Brainstorms: March 16th, 2003

The Vegatable Garden

Planting a vegetable garden is not only fun, it also helps save #1 Fences. you will need a piece of #2 Happy land at least 20 feet long and 25 #3 LightYears wide. You may need a Fence to keep the #4 Lions and #5 Deer out. As soon as the cold weather is over, you can get out there with your #6 Jigsaw and plant all kinds of #7 Boats.

Then in a few months you will have home grown corn on the #8 Steak, lovely, #9 Elongated tomatoes with fresh green #10 Nails, and best of all, Vine-Ripened #11 Babies. Home grown #12 Baseballs are much more nutritious than #13 Mean vegatables because they contain natural #14 Foundations and #15 ChocolateCovered vitamins.

An INVITATION!!!

Dear #1David,

You have always been my favorite #2 Ghandi and we haven't #3 Ran for #4 Eighteen months. But now that we are starting to have some #5 Disgusting weather, I want you to come and visit me at my summer #6 RupertMurdock in #7 TheLockerRoom ! I have a very #8 Fruity house overlooking #9 Jacksonville and only ten minutes from #10 Malosovich lake, #11 144,000 miles from #12 BullHead as the #13 NakedMoleRat flies!

So just bundle your #14 Bandersnatch and your #15 Shoes into the family #16 Bicycle and get on out here. We'll really have a #17 Whimpey time! But remember to drive #18 Flatchelantly, as the roads around here are all full of #19 BaldHeads!

Signed: Mike Biggerstaff!!


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