Brother's Most Intelligent meeting :March 17,2003

Proper Care of the Scalp

Proper Care of the Scalp

Don't neglect your scalp! Even though you don't know it, your scalp may be #¹ Big . This can cause your hair to turn #² hot .and #³ striped . A #⁴ humongous scalp is due to over activity on the part of the #5 head and to excessive production of the #6 cats normally present in the skin. For a healthy scalp,

wash your head #7 happily every night in #8 soulical #9 milk and then take a hot #10 Lacey Shampoo. Then massage your #11 North Pole for Five minutes with a sharp #12 Fish. If you suffer from #13 wonderful hair, soak your #14 sisters regularly in a #15 Washington of vinegar. Good luck!

Custer's Last Whatchamacallit

This is the story of Custer's last #1 brother. General Custer was a #2 Smell in the Civil War, Sometimes called the war between the #3 Jackasses. He was a vain man with long yellow #4 botanists and a #5 Marvellously dispostion.

In 1876, settlers were #6 crumbling into the West. This made the Indians #7 Stupid and they started #8 Weeping.

In 1876, President Grant sent Custer with a troop of United States #9 doorknobs into the West to Protect American #10 Sports! Custer followed the Indian force and set up camp at little #11 Slimy Horn. the next morning, over #666 Indians attacked and that was that. Custer's last words were "Holy Biggerstaffs Batman!!"